Archive for December 30th, 2010

Warming Trend

Seven pounds? Those copy-writing monkeys thought I’d gain seven pounds over Christmas weekend? Please. How is that even possible? You’d have to dip deep-fried sticks of butter into more butter and cover it with frosting or something. Anyway, it was only two pounds, and it’s no doubt due to two things: too many cookies and [...]

Warming Trend

Seven pounds? Those copy-writing monkeys thought I’d gain seven pounds over Christmas weekend? Please. How is that even possible? You’d have to dip deep-fried sticks of butter into more butter and cover it with frosting or something. Anyway, it was only two pounds, and it’s no doubt due to two things: too many cookies and [...]